- "A robot may not injure a human being, or, through inaction, allow
a human being to come to harm."
- "A robot must obey the orders given it by human beings except
where such orders would conflict with the First Law."
- "A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection
does not conflict with the First or Second Law."
- "When a distinguished but elderly scientist states that something
is possible he is almost certainly right. When he states that something is
impossible, he is very probably wrong."
- "The only way of discovering the limits of the possible is to
venture a little way past them into the impossible."
- "Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from
- "First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight
you, then you win."
??? João Bafo de Onça ???
- O otimista é antes de tudo um pato!
Veja o Caderno de Notas.
- "regression testing"? What's that? If it compiles, it is good,
if it boots up it is perfect.
- Backups are for wimps. Real men upload their data to an FTP site and have everyone else mirror it.
- Eventually the revolutionaries become the established culture, and then what will they do.
- Software is like sex; it's better when it's free.
- The memory management on the PowerPC can be used to frighten small children.
- The Linux Philosophy is - laugh in the face of danger. Oops. Wrong one. Do it yourself. That's it.
- World domination. Fast.
- As usual, this being a 1.3.x release, I haven't even compiled this kernel yet. So if it works, you should be doubly impressed.
- We are Linux. Resistance is an indication that you missed the
- There is something frustrating about the quality and speed of
Linux development, ie., the quality is too high and the speed is too high,
in other words, I can implement this XXXX feature, but I bet someone else
has already done so and is just about to release their patch.
- Don't create lame excuses for why you use Microsoft products -- just admit that you're too stupid to use Linux.
- Linux hackers are funny people: They count the time in patchlevels.
- That's one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind.
- Those who are without history are doomed to retype it.
- We are Pentium of Borg. Division is futile. You will be approximated.
- The avalanche has begun, It is too late for the pebbles to vote.
- Understanding is a three-edged sword.
- You are not ready for immortality.
- Always do right. This will gratify some people, and astonish the rest.
- Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear -- not absence of fear
- Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live
- Grief can take care of itself, but to get the full value of a joy you must have somebody to divide it with
- It is better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt
- Man will do many things to get himself loved; he will do all things to get himself envied
- Of all the animals, man is the only one that is cruel. He is the only one that inflicts pain for the pleasure of doing it
- The holy passion of Friendship is of so sweet and steady and loyal and enduring a nature that it will last through a whole lifetime, if not asked to lend money
- The man with a new idea is a crank until the idea succeeds
- Those who don't read have no advantage over those who can't.
- When in doubt, tell the truth
- Roy Batty: I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.
- Girls are better looking in snowstorms.
Wernher von Braun
- Research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing.
- Never meddle with the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.
- On the nature of God: I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use.
- "An operating system without virtual memory is an operating system without virtue." - Ancient Inca Proverb
- Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as
false, and by rulers as useful.
- It does not matter how many books you may have, but whether they are good or not.
- For the mind and the imagination, bookstores aren't enough, college courses aren't enough, the Internet isn't enough. Those resources are all governed by the tastes and needs of the moment. Only libraries take the long view, quietly shelving the unused with the used, knowing that one of these days the two categories will be reversed by a student's discovery of those hitherto undisturbed volumes whose contents will unsettle the learned world.
- Unix assumes you know what you're doing, even when you don't. MacOS assumes you don't know what you're doing, even when you do. MS just doesn't know what it's doing.
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